SolRo ![](/images/smallstar.gif) ![](/images/smallstar.gif) ![](/images/smallstar.gif) ![](/images/smallstar.gif) - 2009-10-07
5 for the haircut comment, -2 for most everything else.
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SolRo - 2009-10-07 oh well. Im sure someone retard will "videogames!!" 1 star it to make up the difference.
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StanleyPain ![](/images/smallstar.gif) - 2009-10-07
Someone told me about this and I assumed they were joking.
SHE SO XTREEM AND UP IN YOUR FACE. SHE EATS MIRACLE WHIP, SHE WILL NOT TONE IT DOWN.
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dichotic1 ![](/images/smallstar.gif) ![](/images/smallstar.gif) ![](/images/smallstar.gif) - 2009-10-07
sweet. it looks like the game i just played a few weeks ago...
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Millard ![](/images/smallstar.gif) ![](/images/smallstar.gif) - 2009-10-07
I kept waiting for someone to yell SURRRRGGGGGEEEEEE
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glasseye ![](/images/smallstar.gif) ![](/images/smallstar.gif) ![](/images/smallstar.gif) ![](/images/smallstar.gif) - 2009-10-07
Mmmmass effect.
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Comeuppance ![](/images/smallstar.gif) ![](/images/smallstar.gif) ![](/images/smallstar.gif) ![](/images/smallstar.gif) - 2009-10-07
Maybe the camera will go sepia-tone and tilt whenever she says something.
3DGY.
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memedumpster ![](/images/smallstar.gif) ![](/images/smallstar.gif) - 2009-10-07
This game would look great if the main character didn't talk, revealing what a douche she is.
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Comeuppance - 2009-10-07 That's a sidekick, bro.
The main character was the person who said she was just what he was looking for.
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oddeye - 2014-05-13 The female version of the main character has one of the best voice actors on the planet and it gives me a constant boner to play as her and rough up some aliens as a total bitch.
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FABIO - 2009-10-07
Answering the impossible question "How do you get a more embarrassing love interest than an underage blue alien?"
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Sundry - 2009-10-07
Welcome to Team-C, Subject Zero. I hope you like the ship, because I will never take you along on a mission unless I'm forced to.
The ragdoll force powers do look funny.
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pastorofmuppets ![](/images/smallstar.gif) ![](/images/smallstar.gif) - 2009-10-07
i'll take you to the bank, THE ROBOT BANK
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Gojira1000 - 2009-10-07
Shit, I'll just shoot her in the head and take Wrex.
Torn on rating, 5 for shitty, but minus something for pissing all over Mass Effect.
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Triggerbaby ![](/images/smallstar.gif) ![](/images/smallstar.gif) ![](/images/smallstar.gif) - 2009-10-07
The sign pointing towards the forgettable 90's comic books were clear enough for everyone else, Subject Zero.
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bopeton ![](/images/smallstar.gif) - 2009-10-08
THINK YOU CAN HANDLE ME???
+1 for cult/haircut comment.
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Hooker ![](/images/smallstar.gif) ![](/images/smallstar.gif) ![](/images/smallstar.gif) ![](/images/smallstar.gif) - 2009-10-08
So, I came in here prepared to one star this because Mass Effect is awful. Then, when it started, I redoubled my inclination to one star it because it was even worse than I could imagine. Then it started in with the sexy talk, and I realized that this is exactly what poeTV is all about. So five stars.
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oddeye ![](/images/smallstar.gif) ![](/images/smallstar.gif) ![](/images/smallstar.gif) ![](/images/smallstar.gif) - 2009-10-08
Ashley Williams would bounce this bitch out the fucking door.
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oddeye - 2015-07-26 still true.
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zatojones ![](/images/smallstar.gif) - 2009-10-08
she's so in my face!
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Wheelie McJesus ![](/images/smallstar.gif) - 2009-10-08
Note: Subject Zero died on the way back to her home planet
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