If you haven't seen "Born Into This," it's really entertaining. It has great poetry and spouse abuse.

In his early teens Bukowski had an epiphany when he was introduced to alcohol by his friend William "Baldy" Mullinax, son of an alcoholic surgeon. "This [alcohol] is going to help me for a very long time," he later wrote, describing the genesis of his chronic alcoholism; or, as he saw it, the genesis of a method he could utilize to come to terms more amicably with his own life.

I feel the same way about my dear old friend alcohol

Oh sweet Christ, I hope I stop feeling this way about alcohol.

I'm giving five for the stoner impersonation.

5 stars for being crazy. 1 star for being completely fucking wrong. Alcohol is one of the most destructive drugs known to man and marijuana is one of the safest.

Heeeeyyyyyy. Heeeyyyyyyyy. How ya doin'?

"HOW DARE YOU HAVE A WINO TELL ME NOT TO DO DRUGS"

This makes NO sense.

Hits a little too close to home.