Japan, don't ever change.

I'd bet one of the layers of Hell is simply this... forever

HOW LONG IS THIS DAMMIT

If I were rich I would pay sevral millions of dollars to air this entire thing during the Super Bowl

PLEASE! I'll buy some Tarako! I'll do anything, just make it stop!

Appropriately, this sounds vaguely like a funeral dirge

I did have a nightmare very similar to this.

Adorable

Japan is clearly ahead of us in creepy mascot technology

words

What's really strange is that you know there's probably Tarako girls porn in Japan by now.

www.dressuptarako.com

I'm still trying to understand the machinery attached to sausages with embedded doll heads

Somewhere, a human voice is screaming.

I'm not quite sure what it says about me that I actually watched the entire thing

It's a sanitary napkin commercial.

They still havent been able to de-confuse their L's and R's even after all of our many years of poking fun.