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Merzbau - 2009-09-25

A warning: this movie is far, far worse than it looks. I mean this.


Toenails - 2009-09-25

The way he killed these girls is very reminiscent of the way the Teen Girl Squad meet their ominous demise.


dementomstie - 2009-09-26

COFFIN'D!


B. Weed - 2009-09-25

The trailer announcer sounds oddly like Orson Welles. Couldn't be, could it?

[Also, in reviews I've read, only one of the "chandeliered" girls is his wife. Credits supposedly reading SYBIL DANNING is THE PROSTUTUTE.]


MrBuddy - 2009-09-26

I saw this on TV one night, without any idea what it was. His wife couldn't get him to sleep with her so she got a prostitute to get some tips on how to be seductive. The wife and prostitute ended up having sex with each other while Bluebeard watched. When they were all done and snuggling he cut the rope to the chandelier which dropped on them and impaled both. Even though it was edited for TV the whole scene with the wife and the hooker was pretty hard to forget.


Tstyle - 2009-09-26

I thought this might be a trailer for the much wanted (by me) Deadwood treatment of the 18th century pirates.

ohbe wellbe.


HankFinch - 2009-09-26

FALCONANATED!


TeenerTot - 2009-09-26

That should be a tag.


memedumpster - 2009-09-26

As neologisms go, that was way ahead of its time.


Camonk - 2009-09-26

I really think that when deriving a verb from "coffin" they also should've thrown in the "ate" morpheme. COFFINATED would've been such a great word to have.


TeenerTot - 2009-09-26

SMACK
Bluebeard!
SMACK
A man with an eye for beauty.
SMACK
An ear for music
SMACK


Twitch - 2009-09-26

Damn, I thought it was gonna be another Vonnegut movie-zation piece of shit.

They need to make Gilliam direct some of his work maybe.


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