he went to a club and asked some girls if they wanted to be in his video and they said "OK but no touching us"

his dancing makes me want to spread my wings and fly on the wings of laughter

I like his beats. I don't know about his voice.

icky poo
not even

I guess every failed pop musician has to start somewhere.

Dean Venture turned out way cooler than I thought he ever would.

No. No. Oh no.

The "One Track Lover" for this generation.

I thought he was going to do something funny, or "ironically" horrible. Nope, just old-fashioned horrible.

the dancing, the canned beats, the 8th grade poetry lyrics - just - ugh

fuck white people

Please tell me you forgot the satire tag.

Average.....homeboy.....

I thought they only put attractive people in videos.

"This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by G'lamoure Musique Limited."

even the takedown notice sounds painfully white