thats a bleeder alright

What a pussy. Oh boo hoo my hand's off wah wah now I'm dead. Jesus.

He also probably bled a bit from the chest laceration.

It's one thing to cut an intruder's hand off, but then to watch him bleed to death in your apartment? That seems like it would be the most harrowing part.

Oh come on. What about how a swordsman is a HANDY thing to have around.

Or he should put some ice on his wrist or it'll be SWORD in the morning.

The guy came in without asking, so the students BLADE him leave. (That one's a stretch.)

A hand twitching on the floor in a puddle of blood is a sight for SWORD eyes.

Those two will have to SEVER their relationship.

The intruder was almost disarmed. We should all give the student a hand.

Oh! That guy's severed hand is just more WRIST for the mill!

he didn't make the cut

but the cut made him

Looks like that guy won't be HANGING around anymore.

Too bad he won't be STICKING around for dinner.

That's one EXPLOSION we won't be hearing any more from.

You can take that to the bank, the BLOOD bank.

....wait I don't think that last one applies to this situation.

Undergraduates... with a sense of honor.

*puts on sunglasses*

YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Don't worry. The intruder couldn't think of anything witty either. He was STUMPED.

I guess he showed him a SLICE of student life.

All of these puns are pretty underhanded.

Looks like that man BLED to death.

It's a Tarantino movie come to life, as opposed to a LARP convention come to life.

good one!

Yea, I will drink thy blood gladly, that so I may forget the blood of my master. I will slay thee swiftly.