Being able to kick an internet nerd's ass doesn't make you shitty movies any better

That was painful to watch. Loses a point for no rubbery zombies or random Punchout! cut scenes.

Uwe Boll has some pretty serious problems in his life, I think.

Turning and balling up: The Internet nerd's natural flight or fight reaction to being punched.

This is Boll's best film yet. The story, pacing, and camerawork are huge improvements here.

I greatly anticipate his match with Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka.

nice hair senorita jimenez-arguello (you have woman hair)