teethsalad - 2009-08-28
vast seas of retarded sway and surge in the skull of this man
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jangbones - 2009-08-28
The "C" is for "Cokeheaded Critics"
I will restate that, whereas I think most right wing pundits are sincere, I believe that Glenn Beck is crazy like a fox.
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pot kettle black - 2009-08-28
Just one letter away from ALIGARH (MUSLIM UNIVERSITY)
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Stopheles - 2009-08-28
A Republican shill accusing the Democrats and ACORN (that rascally group that registers disenfranchised voters) of oligarchy...
...words fail me.
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Document - 2009-08-28
Goddamn it MediaMatters I want to carry your children. They're so smart and snarky.
Also: He means Obama's hypothetical ideological oligarchy VS. Bush's very real and pragmatic corporate oligarchy, right? I mean, if the idea of an oligarchy upset him so much, where was he four years ago?
This is really, really weak, even by Beck standards.
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futurebot - 2009-08-29 media matters isn't snarky or even particularly smart, they're just a tank of autistic liberals with cable and video editing software
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chumbucket - 2009-08-28
I smell a Glenn Beck game show kids!
Or even better...a drinking game!
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socialist_hentai - 2009-08-28
Who the fuck came up with the chalkboard as a visual aid in political talk-shows? It's catching on and it's annoying as fuck.
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Hugo Gorilla - 2009-08-28
It also spells "hog rail" meaning Obama will unscrupulously use the swine flu epidemic to push Obamacare and silence and ridicule the townhall meeting dissent mobs.
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TeenerTot - 2009-08-28 "Hail Gor"
Gor is the dictator of the NWO.
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ADnova - 2009-08-28
Circling letters from other words and then kind of almost spelling a different word using those letters that's sort of tied to something vaguely bad is the best way I can think of to get your point across.
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Jefka - 2009-08-28
Man, the Daily Show picked a really bad time to go on vacation.
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Rum Revenge - 2009-08-28
It's not just the government that's out to get you - now it's everyone! Better cling to your guns!
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MongoMcMichael - 2009-08-28
You know, if he took all those words (plus the crucial missing 'y') and wrote them a little differently, it would make the acronym "I HALO GARY."
Now, this means one of two options: Obama's a queer Washington faggot who has something for some guy named 'Gary', or Obama is using our tax dollars to play a lot of 'Halo' with his real Kenyan birth certificate--'Gary Obama'.
Am I the only one to pick up on this? Beck's message is on point, but his acronym is wrong.
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memedumpster - 2009-08-28
Now I wish I had a working TV and could see what TBN was up to at the same time. I wonder if Beck has officially become worse than John Hagee... wait, that would actually depend on whether or not Beck has said we should nuke Russia and China.
Fox News : Not Yet As Apeshit Nuts as TBN.
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phalsebob - 2009-08-28
All Beck needs is a sledgehammer and a watermelon and he can go on tour.
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fatatty - 2009-08-28
Alright maybe its not so bad. He knows he needs one more letter, sure he put the H first but obviously he's just going to put the C right in the...
Y?
God dammit.
There's a reason this man is #1 in cable news. Cause this country is fucking retarded.
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memedumpster - 2009-08-28 He brought this on himself by failing to follow the Newscorp. Bible.
"When things get bad, always mention Clinton."
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fatatty - 2009-08-28 You've just proven that you are more deserving of a right wing talk show than Beck.
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Mad Struggle - 2009-08-28
He's like a shooting star of crazy, burning oh so brightly.
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Jeff Fries - 2009-08-28
I'm just glad the dungeonmaster from The Princess Bride decided to put on a suit and get a real job
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Richmond - 2009-08-28
It didn't need a "Y", either.
To... to make your point, you don't need a...
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j lzrd / swift idiot - 2009-08-28
FROM THE PARTY THAT BROUGHT YOU DAN QUAYLE'S POTATOE!
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sliggy - 2009-08-28
Seriously, he could have fit "Corruption" in there very easily. It's not like he hasn't ranted about "Chicago-style politics" on his radio show for hours upon hours.
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fluffy - 2009-08-28
Glenn Lee Beck can also spell "NBC Ken, eel leg," "NBC glee kneel," and "beg neck Ellen."
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Udderdude - 2009-08-28
He can't spell? That's ok, neither can his audience.
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charmlessman - 2009-08-28
Wackity Schmakity Doooooo!!!
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phydeaux - 2009-08-28
Helping poor people vote = OLIGARHEE
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Caminante Nocturno - 2009-08-29
Effortlessly upholding one of the right wing's most long-standing traditions.
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Nithing - 2009-08-29
Just remember this guy has roughly three times Obermann's audience figures and six times Rachel Maddow's.
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Space Helicopter - 2009-08-29 And how does the Daily Show do, as long as we're waving our dicks around?
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Xiphias - 2009-09-04
I don't know what we're turning into either, glenny.
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Nikon - 2009-12-12
Glenn Beck can't spell, but he can rape and murder a little girl in 1990.
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