SLUG DONGS ARE WEIRD.

NOT GONA WATCH NO SIR FUCK SLUGS I HATE SLUGS

Jesus, Scoffsalot, you are so lucky you didn't watch that.

That is THE stangest thing I have seen in a long time. Slugs have dongs bigger than their body D:

I wish I were a hermaphrodite :(

Romantic, in that slug kinda way.

Slugs sure know how to have fun

Contrary to popular belief, slugs were the first ornaments on Christmass Trees.

saw this first hand once, freaked me out then but now it seems so beautiful.

I want David Attenborough to come and read me bedtime stories.

Mother Nature is a psychotic bitch.

How do they even keep track of what they're supposed to be doing? That's way harder than mammal sex!

i'm so hard right now

You invariably try to imagine people doing it, and you invariably fail.

You know, the fact that they're ALREADY phallic symbols REALLY doesn't help.

It's the tender music that really sells it.

That's some sexy trapeze work that they've conquered.