a chilling glimpse into the future world of the Obamacalypse

No no no.

This is a future NRA commercial.

Once deer go extinct, toddler season kicks in.

In a generation, 10%+ unemployment will be a distant memory like goiters & garters.

I knew it! Abortionists of the future will be Terminators!

So the idea was to make couples not have abortions, carry the kid to term, then have it shot by a guy in shades who can't even hit the kid without using a laser sight?

5 stars for a laser sight the size of a Buick...IN THE WORLD OF TOMORROW!!!

Also, future suits.

Future Baby Killer seems to be a fan of balloons, but what kind of horrible future does he live in where helium is no longer available?

I too am convinced we should not leave babies in rooms with balloons and guns.

GARBAGE DAY!

This shit is what all true warriors strive for.

That's the biggest laser sight I've ever seen. In a public service announcement, anyways.

My bills are going pretty unpaid lately. Can I get a job shooting babies?

Abortion is exactly the same as shooting children in ball pits.

"...After many parents across America became annoyed with their children and wanted an excuse for their loose, immoral lifestyle, children were declared illegal on Earth, under penalty of death. Special police squads - OBAMA'S BROWNSHIRT BRIGADE - had orders to shoot to kill, upon detection, any trespassing fetus.

This was not called execution.

It was called abortion."

you know when the "this is your brain on drugs" commercial came out, i refused to eat eggs because i thought they were drugs. i was like, 4.

im sure some poor kid equated ball pits with horror, but felt torn on those huge moon walker things.

I can maybe see this happening from a government sponsored infanticide angle, but there's no way that guy will be allowed to smoke in a federal building.

CAROUSEL

CAROUSEL

CAROUSEL

They cut it off right before the kid went all Running Man and made the guy choke to death on his own gun.

I like how the kid pointed at the laser target on his forehead as if to say "Shoot me right here motherfucker. I dare you, you pansy ass bitch."