I love how modern technology has made it so cheap for people to do jokes like this with production values good enough to match the thing they're making fun of.
Is there a scene in the real Twilight where the vampire guy has to suck venom out of his human lover? Because goddamn. There's contrived, and then there's THAT.
I was unfortunate enough to be subjected to this film at a 'friend's' (I term loosely) house recently.
Yes, that happens.
Apparently it "doesn't happen in the book!!!!11one," which is somehow supposed to make things better...