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barbie's tits are too small considering who it's emulating.
Barbie loves her dolphin friend. And his two foot long prehensile penis.
The song has been stuck in my head for years!
Sir, my research reveals a large overlap between our target customers and viewers of Baywatch.
Baywatch Barbie is bitter because in two years she will be too old to be the "star" of the show and its gonna be Skipper's turn to shine!
If they were really devoted to this idea they would've had her tits bounce as she ran to save the dolphin.
While Barbie was frolicking with that dolphin seven people drowned.
It's ok, it turns out plastic people float, although they do end up getting dragged out to sea and then wash ashore in Alaska fifty years later.
Tackier than four Toys я Us covered in bogies and semi-retarded kids. It's being a cheerful dude that keeps me going.
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