Its hard to post a proper response or counter-argument when the ad is simply a pack of lies citing stories that say the complete opposite of what is spoken. At times this I wish the site had stars, negative stars, and evil stars.
Look, I know we're nowhere near an American presidential election, or even a midterm. But you know, eventually there will be one of those things, and we need to make sure when the time comes, you'll be the angry values voters we've come to know and love.
So: HITLER HITLER OBAMA HITLER HARRY REID IRAN HITLER
Feeling angry at all? Good. We'll be back to check with you in a couple months.
I think they were referring to Terry Hittler, the manager at the local Applebees. He wouldn't give them a group discount when they had their little think-tank to come up with this gem.