garbage?

Stupid girl.

^

I was so hoping someone would make a comment like that.

Exactly.

good lord even

Dear Mashedtater,

I must say that I feel you have posted an extremely substantard comment. What's up with the phrase "Good Lord"? I've heard people say this out loud, as an ejaculative response to the unexpected. It contains no data. Is this the beginning of a prayer? Is there a second part that rhymes? I don't understand why you chose to add an empty figure of speech to the website as your contribution.

If you've chosen to use the phrase, "Good Lord" to express your surprise after viewing this video evidence of sexual assault perpetrated by a famous athlete, it's just an appetizer -- we need more. We crave more! We're hungry for your keen insight. Please consider these examples of a cool and awesome comment that you, Mashedtater, should have made:

"Good Lord, I found Rampage Jackson's behavior unconscionable! Patooey, I spit at him!"

or

"Good Lord, I'd do the exact same thing in his position, am I right?"

or

"Good Lord, that footage the lady requested while on camera sure could make her a lot of money if used properly!"

In closing, I will also ask that when you make a second post to correct for spelling, that you also go ahead and also correct your capitalization and punctuation.

Thank you.

Also, I'd like to also additionally add that you can never add too many alsos on top, as well. Thank you.

wtf