Yuri once was caught whistling "Plescheyevo Lake" from the Alexander Nevsky soundtrack by a five-year-old boy. He gave him such a withering stare that he never spoke again, and lived the rest of his life in silence herding goats.
When I was a kid everyone felt bad for Aldrin because Armstrong walked on the moon first. But Armstrong turned out to be a recluse, and Buzz became #1 in our hearts