KFC Commercial With MC Hammer

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Comment count is 19

The Townleybomb

- 2009-06-22

You youngsters should be aware that there was a not-too-distant time when you could watch this commercial and not notice anything amiss at all but the fact that KFC had a new kind of chicken nugget.

cognitivedissonance

- 2009-06-22

Try to tell them there was a time before the Chicken McNugget and they don't believe you.

Toenails - 2009-06-23

Or try telling them about the mythical tale of the "McLean".

They would only spit in your face and laugh.

poopskin

- 2009-06-22

A friend of mine works in advertising and at one point he was representing KFC and they were trying to pitch an idea for a Wrap, inside of which were mashed potatoes, gravy and fried chicken.

StanleyPain - 2009-06-22

don't they actually have that now? I mean, it was the logical step up from those bowls of mashed together food.

revdrew

- 2009-06-22

I'd eat that. It's what I'd normally get from KFC, just all in one convenient package!

SolRo

- 2009-06-22

they replaced (by volume) the gravy with lettuce and the mashed potatoes with ranch dressing.

Caminante Nocturno - 2009-06-22

VOMIT

Big Beef Burritos Supreme

- 2009-06-22

Scrambled egg, hashbrown, lettuce, special sauce, fried chicken, bacon, cheese. In a wrap. 2000kcals. "The Colonel's All Day Breakfast."

Who wouldn't want one?

HURF BLURF DUH

- 2009-06-22

A failure wad in a sadness wrap? No corn and cheddar cheese?

Samisyosam

- 2009-06-23

Yet one step closer to the invention of the lunch gun. It's prepackaged to fit into a caulking gun.

Toenails - 2009-06-23

I can't believe it.

I use to work at a Deli that had a hot bar. Every night we would throw the food away and remark how very similar it was to the KFC Famous Bowl. Still can't look at one of those disgusting things without my stomach turning.

But MAN, if it was in a wrap...

Hooker

- 2009-06-22

Please, Hammer. Don't whore 'em.

Caminante Nocturno

- 2009-06-22

Oh, God. It's that asshole KFC manager they had in all of their commercials back in the 90's.

I had forgotten all about him.

I should be used to the Internet doing this to me by now, but God Damn It!

kingofthenothing

- 2009-06-22

This commercial taught me six things. One is that popcorn nuggets can glow. Two, a two dollar box of chicken nuggets is enough to get a backstage pass at a concert. Three, there is a place called Lake Edna. Four, fried chicken is good concert fuel. Five, those outfits really existed. Six, that hair... good God.

Jet Bin Fever - 2009-06-23

Hey man, the Fade will never die, just fade away...

KnowFuture

- 2009-06-23

The new advertising angle for 1991:
Negroes dancing around for fried chicken.

Toenails

- 2009-06-23

Five stars for saying what everyone else was thinking.

Jet Bin Fever

- 2009-06-23

Even with the commercial photography they can't make those look like more than deep fried leftover chicken skins.

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