I needed to not see this directly after the video of that cow having a massive abscess drained. Because now all I see is Dwayne deflating like a balloon and filling his room with liquid Dwayne.
Oh god. Oh god. It's 2 in the morning, I'm going to bed soon. My dreams are going to haunt me forever.
WOMEN! *fist thrusts into center of frame from the right* FIND! *second hand thrusts into center of frame from the left*
US! *third hand thrusts into center of frame from the top* SEXUALLY! *fourth hand thrusts into center of frame from the bottom* REPULSIVE!!!! *fists strike in center in frame as blue lightning envelops flabby, butter-fed arms*
His "diet" consists of cutting back on salt and water. One day he's going to notice that breathing in makes his stomach protrude, and there will be a tragic event.
You can tell he's really dropped some poundage because he looks like an upright mound of flesh and flab instead of a big fat worm-thing stretched out on a filthy mattress.