I watched this match a few years ago. It's pretty terrible.

When gas was twelve cents a gallon and Jesus and Moses were tag-teaming.

back when jesus and moses were tag teaming

They have Mule Day, which is like Thanksgiving in Columbia, Tennessee.

New Jack LJ: I once went to an independent show where New Jack fought some jobber. When he came out, I made sure my ass was on the opposite side of the building at all times.

Sitting in the first few rows at a wrestling show where New Jack is booked is like sitting in the first few rows at a Gallagher show, but instead of watermelon innards, you're getting hit with stray splinters of wood, kitchen utensils, and blood.

He-a heh buh me in ma no. Isay MUHFKA.

oh dear

"nigger" will fly...

With yo' shitstains on yo' pink tights.

I couldn't care less about wrestling, but after watching clips of the match, this interview was funny. He beat the crap out of an old man with a baseball bat!