I was able to take exactly 24 seconds before I had to mute this. Which I then continued to watch, because it gave me flashbacks to various Jim Henson productions.

A young Stephen Hawking

I need another drink.

I wish I could five star this again, because it's still rad on the second viewing

Like an early Dan Clowes comic, but real.

Oh so that's what ICP sounds like. :(

What the crap did I just watch?

Needs a "stomach penis" tag.

I can't rate this. I really am a good person inside. I swear. I have morals. I can see the good in just about anybody.

But this... jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus.

I can tell how serious he is by that lamp. I can't understand anything he says, but that lamp does all the speaking for him. Hardcore.

Thufir Hawat has really taken a wrong turn somewhere.

this is amazing

THIS IS AMAZING

Distilled 200% proof essence of PoE

With any luck, this is the reincarnation of Jesus Christ.

oh god the last 5 seconds

Part of me wonders why he's decided to waste his short life on this, but the other part realizes it's not like he was going to accomplish all that much anyway. So, at least he's having fun.

I really don't think that "Six Flags" guy should have had kids. It wasn't fair to anyone.

When I submitted the first progeria video to poetv, I thought it was as bad as it was ever going to get.

I was so very wrong.

EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

When you combine ICP with something even more terrible, that's when the magic truly happens.

There's some kind of Star Wars kid joke here, having to do mostly with him looking like a star wars character.

no words. should have sent a poet.

Five stars for not needing clown make-up when he goes to a show.

And then he broke his hip.

I had to mute this, and even then i couldn't look at the screen. Good god.

Five fucking evil stars.

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The google ad associated with my particular viewing session of this clip asks, in a serene sans serif : "Is There a God?"

Indeed.

And here I was think Focus did the best song called Hocus Pocus

3:10

parents let him do whatever he wants because they love him,
he chooses to espouse one of the most hateful ethoses in america today.

and it's even MORE sad because, fuck, he probably feels legitimized for properly playing the part of one of these douchebags.

everything about this is sad and awful

also did anyone notice the mickey mouse and other stuffed animals all over the place?? god this is tragic