Someone should take out the scenes of the kid using the computer and replace them with scenes of DAVID DUCHOVNY using one.

I googled "lithe, supple pussy" and got this video. WTF.

That gazelle wasn't sleeping. What gives, Beacon Family Mental Health?

That cat kidnapped my child!

I'm not "suffering" from porn addiction.
I'm loving every minute of it.

DO YOU JACK OFF A LOT? KNOW SOMEONE WHO DOES? WE WILL HELP MAKE THEM STOP JACKING OFF.

You know, just the other day I was using the internet. I clicked on a link and what jumps out of my monitor? A pamphlet from Vivid, a 1982 edition of Puritan and a bottle of Jergin's baby oil!

I told them that oil was in no way condom safe and they sulked away, but most children are too young to know that! A child would have ended up having unsafe sex right there in front of the computer. And if the computer had seen that, pretty soon that child would be all over the internet.

Internet Divorce Cheetah will abduct your children.

I've got to be able to move like a cheetah...an internet porn cheetah.

five stars for all these comments!

i imagined "that cat stole my child" in the "the dingos ate my BAHBAY" and then I read "internet divorce cheetah ..." hearing it in my head like some bad lawyer commerical and then bluiker's comment made me cry laughing.

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I wonder if they've ever made a cheetah on girl porno? That would be pretty entertaining to watch.

I wonder how many poor kids got their ticket stamped for this ad hoc nuthouse just for a little boobie ogling?