I have existed from the morning of the world and I shall exist until the last star falls from the night. Although I have taken the form of Gaius Caligula, I am all men as I am no man and therefore I am a wearable towel.
is it a common law thing? were no papers need to be signed but it just happens and you still have to go to the court house to have that status revoked?
And in the parallel black and white world informercials sometimes give us a glimpse into, this woman's counterpart fatally strangles herself with a plain ol' towel after struggling with it like it was the rubber octopus and she was Tor Johnson in Bride of the Monster.