Seriously, who the fuck has ever bought a surplus of Chia pets?
Amended:
Who the fuck has ever bought a surplus of Chia pets while not under the influence of some horrific drugs and/or it being the only thing in Walgreens on Christmas Eve??
Then you guys should switch! You get a chia pet and you might less fucking full of yourself, you fancy bitch. He gets a meat basket and he might put on a few pounds and stop strutting around like he owns the place.