yeah that sound effect sucks. Is there any proof of this happening more often in softball than in baseball? It just seems more prevalent in the former.

Depending on the league, softball diamonds are smaller.

I'll go so far as to say -3.

Softball also lets you use aluminum bats which can be swung a lot faster so line drives are major league speed.

I'm going to say +5 for the sound effect.

-3 because while sound effects are funny, uncut misery is often funnier

I believe you meant "prone," not supine.

Soupline.

They got the batter out.

Obviously the stupid game is more important than their teammate's health.

I'm pretty sure he meant ursine. Am I right or am I right.

Or am I right.

Right. Right. Rrrright.

luckily for her lesbians aren't as superficial as most hetero dudes

Hey, don't imply that all lesbians are ugly, or don't care if their partners are Zato; a small minority are quite feminine, have standards in a mate, and show a firm grasp on the use of cosmetic products.

+4 for whatever that "boi-oi-oi-oing" noise sounding like a spring being twanged was, +1 for the pause button letting me get a good look at that 90 degree angle whiplash. +A million for what happens when reduced field size as compensation for inferior physical strength collide with non-regulation bats to bring swinging speed up to par, all of which then slams face-first into a patronizingly oversized ball which is thrown with all the sophistication of a batting cage machine by pitchers who by their nature have an established handicap in the department of spatial awareness and visualization. Sometimes, all the elements come together in just the right proportions.

It's like a perfect storm of Bitch Shoulda Seen It Coming.