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It doesn't appreciate the crunchy parts. :-(
I think Mother Nature ran out of ideas and started ripping off animals from the D&D Monster Manual. That is the only explanation I have for this.
It's so cute!
It's buggin' out.
FAKE! I can't believe you idiots think this is real. This is a viral video for George Lucas's next movie about Ewok babies.
Look, I'm sure it's delicious. I just don't understand why we can't see Yoda now.
It's really not aliens abducting people. It's the time traveling decedents of Tarsiers who are giving people anal probes.
THE EYES
Kobold Maki is the worst thing I've ever seen on a sushi menu
I love the way he holds it, like a gay art critic at a gallery opening
If only I could train an army of them to lust for human flesh.
Also, train them possibly to eat people.
Delicious, of course, but it can't come near those simply ethereal locusts they do at that little place near the creek.
OH! What a Horrid Little Monkey!