q: what's the hardest part about being a rollerblader?

a: telling your mom you're gay.

They... they just let that dude drown...

5 stars.

back in 88, tony caliope fell off of that foot bridge leading to riverfront stadium after a bengals game and landed on a truck. he defied the odds and was able to walk at graduation with the help of two canes.
-cincinnati history

Huh, those stunts were actually of reasonably good quality.