That's me in the tags. That's me in the spot... light... losin' my religion...

What? Bush was a hypocrite? Say it ain't so!

It's a good thing he rooted out that systemic problem and eliminated it.

When's this from? Please don't say "Wednesday."

One thing about Bush I've never understood: Why does his "I'm deeply concerned and very serious" face always look like an "I'm lying my ass off and amused that no one can do a thing about it" face? In eight years, his handlers couldn't coach him not to smirk all the goddamn time? Or at least inject him with botox so he could look Presidential just one time?

Goddamn it, W, could you please stop beating me with the irony stick for one goddamn minute to give me time to catch my breath?

Needs a "relentless dick" tag.