meh

Five stars for Apple admitting their products all about image.

I want to see the little stinkers actually shake... get some ragdoll physics going.

If you're really going to try this hard to create a video game that offends easily offended people, I would recommend "Grand Theft Auto: Auschwitz."

APPLE WILL NOT ALLOW YOUR STUPID PRODUCT

Oh what, that? That's nothing. Uh. Hey, look over there!

I can't wait for an iphone app called will this fall break my iphone. Basically you drop your iphone and the program uses the accelerometer to display the word no on your screen and you just keep dropping it until it doesnt say anything at all.

This is the sorryest ass way of conveying the message of baby-shaking.

If you're going to do something this offensive, you may as well run with it.

Jesus, you can make money by slapping together the most skid-row bottom-of-the-barrel Newgrounds-ten-years-ago-style I-Phone app?!??!
We need to get in on this. I myself am already overqualified.

niggity NAWNSENSE. black in compton if our babies give us that cross talk we shake their little coco puff of a head back and forth till they shut the fuck up. my momma's baby's daddy did it to me and i turned out just fine! i am a cee ee motherfuckin' oh for a street pharmaceutical organization.

WORD LIFE

This is a poorly-made baby shaking simulator.

Bunch of babies.

HILARIOUS!

There is no way a game called 'baby shaker' could be about shaking babies and yet be less interesting.

I cant believe this is lame. Its like 2+2=5 and yet... it IS.

Maybe it was programmed BY babies. I could see that.

Self-hating, genocidal babies.