Five. Fucking. Stars.

i don't wanna be a pinhead no more

DUPE

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=3174

Yes, if only there was some way to update a dead link

who run bartertown?

Sadly, even though submitted multiple times, the clear lack of fraternity in these comments clearly shows that the message of freakshow unity has definitely not sunk in on this site.
You're all the evil trapeze lady. All of you. And smelly.

I took a trip to New York last year and found myself wondering around the East Village looking for an address I couldn't find. I stopped into some memorabilia store to ask for directions and ran into some interesting people, including a midget half my size with a voice like Zelda Rubinstein from Poltergeist and a woman with multi coloured hair, rub on neon L-shaped tattoos on her face and long, curled nails. They were really nice and tried to help me, but I'd be lieing if I said this scene wasn't playing over and over in my head.

I've already submitted this. But I admit (as a possibly sexually attractive member of the species by virtue of income, weight, athleticism, interests) that if a woman said "gooble gobble" it just the right tone I'd be utterly smitten.