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Wytze! - 2009-04-09

It looks like shit!


chumbucket - 2009-04-09

THE shit. "I dare you to do better"


Camonk - 2009-04-09

Easy, make a flashy trailer for any franchise that's not Star Trek and you've done better. Also have a ship that's not designed by a gay, retarded swan aficionado.


dichotic1 - 2009-04-09

LAUNCH FAG-DANCE!


dr tits - 2009-04-09

why did they turn kirk into a bro while maintaining classy uniforms and 60's hairdos on everyone else?


13.5 - 2009-04-09

Well, that was a nice movie. Time to go cold turkey on trailers again.


grimcity - 2009-04-09

Hey, Sylar's a Vulcan? Good thing Kirk doesn't have any magical powers!


Longshot- - 2009-04-09

Actually, Syler planned this all along. Using his shape shifting ability he disguises himself as Spock to get on the Enterprise, then jealous of Kirks ability to sex up hot alien chicks, he cuts open Kirks head and steals that ability. (Then you see Spock all loving up a girl in the trailer). He then goes back in time to taunt Peter while sleeping with the cheerleader.

A MUST SEE!


SolRo - 2009-04-09

movie trailer music needs to be included in the movie at the referenced scenes, by law


Rovin - 2009-04-09

Agreed.


Jeff Fries - 2009-04-09

YOU'RE RUINING IT RUUUUUUU


Whitewater5 - 2009-04-09

this looks like a retarded CGI shitfestl


CharlesSmith - 2009-04-09

Yeah previously all evidence pointed to a thoughtful character drama.


karl hungus - 2009-04-09

your face IS a retarded CGI shitfest.



fag.


Whitewater5 - 2009-04-09

"a thoughtful character drama"

you mean like what made Star Trek worth watching?


kiint - 2009-04-09

i was thinking more a romantic comedy


Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2009-04-09

lens flare lens flare lens flare lens flare lens flare lens flare


BHWW - 2009-04-09

Whitewater5 wnoders why can't the plot be a ham-fisted allegory about issues of the day? WHY?


Xenocide - 2009-04-09

STAR TREK XI: THE UNDISCOVERED LENS FLARE

The Enterprise must use its new weapon, the Lens Flare Cannon, to defeat savage lens flare pirates and their captain (played by Betty White under 17 pounds of prosthetic makeup) before they steal all the galaxy's lens flare and use it to activate their terrible lens flare bomb. Lens flare.

Now if that movie doesn't sound awesome to you, you have terminal cancer of the fun.

Seriously, this looks great. I am looking forward to it, just as much as I am looking forward to seeing Trekkies kill themselves over it.


charmlessman - 2009-04-09

5 STARS!

Suck it, haters.

Goddamn, people badmouthing a Star Trek trailer brings out the YouTube commenter in me.


StanleyPain - 2009-04-09

I'm not a big Trek fan, but I went from initially not caring about this movie to be being pretty interested in seeing it after reading some of the initial press on it. I also really, really like how they're tying this film into the old Trek, or more accurately I like how they're ending Next Generation continuity to cycle forward into starting this series; it's probably the best storyline for a Trek movie in a long, long time.


ProfessorChaos - 2009-04-09

I'm a star trek fan. I'm going to see this movie. But I'm going to see Simon Pegg as Scotty. Nothing more.


wtf japan - 2009-04-09

As a reward for your apprehensive loyalty to the franchise, you can be sure that every time you see a star twinkle in the night sky, it's really Gene Roddenberry winking at you.

That or God using Morse Code to tell you to QUIT BEING SUCH A BEARDY FUCKING FAYGELE!


FABIO - 2009-04-09

Evil aliens attack and only the USS Abercrombie and her brave crew of models stand in their way. Will they be able to stop love triangle infighting and tearing their shirts off long enough to pull together and save the day?


Xenocide - 2009-04-09

(Kirk and Dr. McCoy walk along the beach)

"Well, Bones, I must say I can't wait until Scotty fixes the transporter beam and we can get the hell out off this world! I am sick of being stuck on the planet of the metrosexuals!"

"Captain, look!"

(McCoy points to the remains of the statue of liberty)

"Hm. Well, damn you all to hell, I guess."


Hooker - 2009-04-09

I've never cared for Star Trek. This looks dumb.


Aelric - 2009-04-09

I used to dig star trek as a kid but never could get back into it as an adult. I dig sci-fi just fine, but star trek always seemed too, I dunno, hokey. This looks better, but it's still star trek an I dunno if my mind can get around that.

I will say that was some damn fine trailer music, however.


Senator_Unger - 2009-04-09

I imagine getting to play Sulu and Scotty fulfills Cho's and Pegg's childhood fantasies, at least.


fredfrankel - 2009-04-09

sweet!


William Burns - 2009-04-09

Looks exactly like a Star Wars prequel. 3 stars for Simon Pegg as Scotty.


DMKA - 2009-04-09

Five stars for the nerd ragey argument going on in these comments.


FeeFiFoFoTheFifeFifeBrown - 2009-04-11

I dunno. Maybe I've a nerd rager, but I kind think it was classy that we never saw a sweaty Kirk pumping away on top of some space chick.

It just doesn't feel right.


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