It pissed me off so much it was one of the things that broke me from religion.

The most laughable aspect is that Pascal thought he would have wasted nothing with all that bowing and scraping.

Ahhh, religion. Don't ever change. Oh wait HAHAHA!

I'm going to start praying to Randi's beard. I mean, it's pretty long, and at least if I'm wrong nothing bad will happen. But you guys who don't pray to Randi's beard had better watch out. Does that *look* like a forgiving beard to you? One that will shrug off your transgressions and/or lack of faith?

Kinda makes you think.

I hope I'm as beardy and lucid as he is when I'm 80. But I'd like to be more sweary and irascible. I'd also like a solid gold veranda and a monkey butler. Thank you, Jesus. Amen.

I'm James Randi. FIREBALL!!!

Please. I've seen James Randi's spellbook, and he only knows Dispel Magic and Summon Red Dragon.

Don't forget about Detect Evil.

Knew your father, he did!