I suspect he's never competed against anyone in his chugging contests. Also, watching him struggle to get his tiny mouth over the mouth of the Snapple bottle is hilariously pathetic.

Needs another gunshow tag...is this all he does?

I can't remember the last time I've had a Snapple. At some point, I had thought they stopped making them.

Yah-ya!

That's not a soda!!!

What have you become, sodahead?

1. Hamster getting water
2. Does he not know he can breathe through his nose? He always seems so out of breath.
3. WOOO!

here we go!

he really makes snapple look like the best thing on earth. anyway, he's basically a giant neck with a face, so no wonder he has such skill

This is sort of the antithesis to "Eye of the Tiger"

Finally the deformed and mildly retarded can share their pointless obsessions with the world.

He also drinks pretty slow, considering that's his whole "thing." I'm confident I could beat him at a chug contest without even really trying.

Canada.