Turtle fucking sounds are the most precious.

They make that sound when they're bottoms too.

Get you some, little turtle man!

There is clearly a point at which the cameraman stops laughing and becomes aroused.

this and the turtle rape video need a linked "turtle fuck squeak" tag

In reference the tags:

But I hate being a shoe...

Land Before Time porno in the making.

That noise will never fail to make me snicker.

Prehensile turtle wee-wee can't quite reach precious shoe :(

To give wee lothario his due, that's one hella sexy sneaker.

And it offers the special thrill of sequential seduction of near identical-twins.

OK. I shouldn't have watched this at the office. I was found out.

it's on top silly.

This is the best video of 2009.

No point in submitting more.

I commend the cameraman's restraint. If a turtle did this to my shoes I'd be laughing like a hyena.

Get a room, shoe boy!

the shoe totally wanted him

turtle bummers

The shoe was asking for it. Did you see how it was laced? You know that shoe is loose.

Well, that's just...

An eyeful of turtle wang.

Just what I needed.