The vocal part makes me want to stab my ears in with a fork.

Why am I watching this? Same reason I'm giving it five stars.

What a sick, sad sob.

I blame Anne Rice and anime for making people think that constant angst and emo-like tendencies are a substitute for making characters well-rounded or having a plot.

I feel embarrassed as if though I made it myself. 5 stars!

Time? Years ago, I've been thinking.

What the fuck was that?

All Demetrii will get 5 from me.

We had such bright hopes for the "People named Demetrius" tag. Hope.

Ugh. I remember hope.

Do you guys ever think the creators of Poser should be tried for crimes against humanity?

This should be made a series.

1:56's barbie doll walking had me laughing. Why doesn't superman notice the dead weight?

It's not just awful, it's God-awful. I have now lost my mind...five stars!

lovely

Superman should have just flown up in space.

"I still can't believe it.... can I?"

If Batman hates guns so much why did he carry one around in his utility belt? Couldn't he have made some sort of kryptonite batarang?

Also: Poser will one day have to answer for all the pain it has brought into the world.

what the shit?

And the sad thing is, this isn't a fan fic. It's from the Mythologies collection, a collection of short stories and origin sort of things painted by Alex Ross. Beautiful and amazing paintings done in the style of "Kingdom Come". Basically, yeah, the story's weak but it doesn't matter in it's original context because that's as part of a beautiful piece of art, but like this... Yeah, evil is deserved.

OK, I have to go nerd somewhere else now.

GRRRR IM BATMAN RARR LOOK AT MY TEETH

Why does it feel like this is made by one of those horrible 3d porn programs?

Painful