Fastest video through the hopper all day. Fastest video to 1 starred today.

That has nothing to do with the video. CNN has a state-of-the-art shit-enhancement filter on all cameras. Although lawsuits from the resulting brain damage force them to take it off during Lou Dobbs.

ma'am, I stand by my one star rating.

How's that lesbianism working out?

Yours ears have caught The Stupid.

Jesus dude.

WHAT IS THIS EMOTION YOU CALL 'LOVE'

No, it says wuv! With an earth W!

Unfortunately he'll have to join the Toadstool-cabin Republicans, as the right-wing believes elves are an abomination against God. Eventually he'll buy a pair of styles, hide his ears, and life a life of denial and self-loathing in Utah.

Dammit stilts, not styles

Elves are emotional, flighty little nitwits who glom onto whoever's 'nicer' and split at the first sign of trouble. Fuck elves, man. We don't need em.

Sure Christian wackos are more likely to be Republicans, but not all Republicans are that way.

No, some Republicans are face-paint wearing pro wrestling fans who resort to internet stunts for their social contact. It evens out in the end.

Actually I am a Libertarian, but my views of economic freedom causes me to side more with the Republicans.

Libertarianism is a great ideology, however, it isn't pragmatic and like other ideologies, it behaves more like a axiom, where nuance is unaccounted for or simply ignored.

No, you're not.

Feel free to try answering in the negative. That comment history isn't going anywhere.

Not all of us are objectivist, uncompromising, Randroids. Most of us just want as much individual and economic liberty as possible with maintaining society. That's the realistic pragmatic type of Libertarian I am.

Libretarian is what every republican calls themselves when they want to seem less racist, rabid christian and stupid.

all of their attempts end in failure

Well lets see. I'm intelligent, agnostic, and not racist. Please stop with the silly stereotyping.

Unless it means getting behind a moniker (stereotype) such as "Libertarian," then keep it up.

Its not a stereotype. Its a political party. We all associate ourselves with various groups, Doesn't mean we're trying to be stereotyped.

You're adorable.

Look! Elf funnee!

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