STAMOS!

Oh my god. Everything about this is amazing. John Stamos! Gene Simmons as Doctor Frankenfurter! SNIPING WITH A REVOLVER!

ONE OF THE RELATED VIDEOS IS A FAN-VIDEO SET TO A MIDI VERSION OF "HERE I GO AGAIN."

My fucking day has been made SO hard.

... And for a brief hour and a half, Gene Simmons did, in fact, seem gayer than Paul Stanley.

If they'd actually kissed, I think my head assplode.

wait, he got attacked by his own fingernail? wow

I've long wondered what it was friends of mine saw in this movie...having never seen any of it until now, I no longer remain perplexed.

How have I never heard of this film until now.

This was the best thing that any member of KISS ever did