A few things: This is part one of three - it's all the host segments distilled down.

Also: Check out the casual racism where they suggest the black guy isn't even human.

Finally: This was initially meant to be a show featuring Archie & company. It's pretty obvious which Archie characters were supposed to fit into which roles.

Aint nothin awful about Glorious Gal.

SHAZAAM!

STOP SAYING "AWFUL" IN THERE.

Sock it to me!

Oh.

Dirty Trixie is a born-again Christian who went on to help write "Bibleman" with her husband.

*** The more you know ***

I'd like to give her a Dirty Trixie.

That guys name is just "Punk Rock". He's not even a superhero, he's a physical incarnation of one genre of music as perceived by another genre of music.

There's something unnerving about a room full of children pointing and laughing at a person.

Also, Weatherman has got to be be the worst super-hero name I've ever heard.

Cal realized this show was bullshit.

also, I'm glad my children wont be subjected to this swill.

Why is Dirty Trixie the only one with a mask? What is she hiding? And I like that Fred (from Scooby-Doo) was clearly only a sham 'real person' identity for Captain California [they say he has the power of a Californian!].

These children have been told to laugh hysterically on cue or a puppy will die.

I came across this before on Youtube and lost track of the URL and what the hell it was called. Thank you, Hooper X!

They're pretty mean to each other!