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I think he means "Nippon Slide"

Five for a stupid word pun. I love those things.

That was equal opportunity molestation. Didn't you see the girls strip the host to oil him in the bathing suit area at the end?

Actually, you're right. Men and women are both being exploited here.

I wouldn't be surprised if they got the idea for this from an anime.

I can't think of any jokes, because I'm still wondering how the old guy never popped a boner? Maybe they just edited it out?

I am far too distracted by other obvious thoughts.

I can't believe that's what your though about smelvin. What the fuck.

Oh wise master of all things Japanese, how can I get Japanese people to let me rub my oiled up body all over there delicious women?

Seriously though, is there a market for white males in Japanese porn? I know black guys get work over there, but do I have a chance?

Why would you want to have sex with women who have blurry genitals?

Or bushes like Bin Laden beards?

Blurry genitals: Have you ever taken a good look at a vagina? it's not the prettiest thing in the world. Not ugly per se, but I wouldn't want to hang it in my dining room.

Bin Laden beards: But unlike Bin Laden's beard, they're soft and suicide bomber free.

I'm really interested by this question, to be rather too honest. I lived in Japan for 4 years and watched a lot of porn and never once saw a white guy in them, as far as I can rather blurrily recall. I suspect that Japanese men do not like to see white dudes copulating with their women - it would recall too many of the latent anxieties that pry too close on the psyche of the entire culture. Interracial sex with large black men, in Japan as in America, generally gets its underlying rocks from the implied humiliation of the woman. I suspect that if there are any white dudes in Japanese porn, they are in military rape scenarios.

I've stumbled across a couple of the military scenarios, the ones I saw were Japanese soldiers and generic Asian farm girl types. I found that to be in rather bad taste considering their actual history in that region.

"Stumbled across"