"How do I know you're not some weirdo?"
"I'm Not.."
"Well okay then!"

this shit really works! it REALLY works!

There's something especially creepy about guys who use magic to meet girls.

You remember Ghostbusters 2 when they break through the subway into the pink hate goo? Guys like this always kind of remind me of the subway.

"A drink or so?"
Everything these guys collect is magic.

the delivery of "magic" at 1:02 is the greatest thing I have ever seen.

holy shit i cant believe this wasnt put up already

They casting for all of the flirters was dead on.

Also, needs the obligatory Everything is Terrible tag.

Watch me pull a weasel out of my pants.

Showers her with diamon--clubs... showers her with club sauce!

"How did you put your penis in my vagina?"
"It's Magic!"

You mean I too can learn to be this sauve?

"ISRAEL ARMY"

pure gold...shocked this has nothing to do with David Copperfield and instant floral arrangements

"What if you're some kind of creep or something?"

"I'm not a creep."

I think I could see her getting wet.

I like white suit guy, he's way too serious about doing a little slight of hand. On a side note, I make balloon animals.

I'm going to watch the whole video later tonight. Thank you, bittorrent!