"THE INTERNET. You can find a lot of crazy stuff there.
Today I saw a video of myself being embalmed by an eskimo lady. I don't know about you but I remember when that was impossible. Now we have BROWSERS and IPHONES and FLASH. I remember when FLASH meant showing your camera light."
At the local zoo, I've been told that keepers are instructed to prod the armadillos every morning because it's almost impossible to tell the difference between a sleeping and dead armadillo short of rousing it.