Well, at least they're self-aware

At least the Japanese are aware of how fucked-up they are.

I wonder what horrific ability Kirby would manifest if he sucked up an otaku

The closest American equivalent I can think of is if some little girl won a contest and they turned her voice and likeness into a slutty Bratz doll.

This is fucking hilarious. Bet it doesn't make it to Fox Kids or whatever the hell it is nowdays.

This isn't accurate at all. Real otaku wouldn't have given her such big breasts.

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Now do the same thing for the Paul Lynde snail.

Anime.

Nice