Fuck the haters.

1) The show is funny.

2) Quoting or imitating it is not.

That is all.

Think of something that you like. There is someone horrible out there who likes it too.

A little something for the half-bright 14-year-old girl in all of us.

Do you know what I always loved about this scene?

The little jump Zim does at 0:15.

I love that little jump.

for making Santa a terrifying cyborg

OBEY.

Dear Internet,

I am unilaterally calling for a cease to the following phrases:

1. {cute or ironic thing} of doom.
i.e. Kitten Of Doom, Bunny of Doom, Jolly Boots of Doom

2. {noun often but not always ending in y or ie} goodness.
i.e. Furry Goodness, Anime Goodness, Brownie Goodness

The preceding phrases, in all their incarnations, are annoying and peg the speaker or writer as an irredeemable dork.

Sincerely,

Charmless Man

The one they didn't want to show on Nick. Because wow what the fuck was Jhonen thinking signing on with Nick?

I was a fan, but I wasn't the one who ruined it. That would be those other people, the young and fat ones with bad skin over there, as I point to Devart. Listening to J.V and company diss the braindead on the director's commentary tracks was a laugh, and it's a good thing he decided to cut out when he did.