Millard - 2008-12-08
Apparently they wanted to put William Shatner in here too, but he wanted too much money.
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Knuckles - 2008-12-08
I've always wanted a fighting game where the roster was the presidents. Washington, Lincoln, FDR and such could be obviously great characters, while William Henry Harrison and Warren G. Harding and all the guys who didn't cut it for one reason or another, could be more or less awful joke characters. If they included every president up to Obama, there could be room for 6 more non-presidential unlockables to bring the number of characters to an even 50.
I think I'd play FDR the most. Just imagine him whipping out a wheelchair roundhouse on George W. Bush.
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Knuckles - 2008-12-08 Actually now that I think about it, there'd be room for 7 more non-presidential unlockables if you wanted 50 characters. Though I think Grover Cleveland should appear twice on the character select screen.
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Xenocide - 2008-12-08 FDR's fatality is wheelchair missiles.
Truman's fatality is dropping a nuke on you, and pretending to feel kind of bad but really he doesn't.
Eisenhower's fatality is to build a highway where you're standing, then watch as you're hit by a truck.
Kennedy's fatality is to use you as a human shield.
Johnson's fatality is to put you on a plan to 'Nam. The rest takes care of itself.
Nixon's fatality is to carve an 18 and a half inch gap in your gut.
Ford's fatality is to fall down and lose by accident.
Carter's fatality is to yell "FREE GASOLINE!" and jump out of the way while you're trampeled to death by frantic consumers.
Reagan's fatality is to call in a favor to his Nicaraguan friends, and then next day they find your bullet-riddled corpse in a dumpster.
Bush's fatality is to leave you alone with Willie Horton and a jar of vaseline.
Clinton's fatality is to announce that he is strongly opposed to killing you, then he kills you.
Bush II's fatality is to do to you what he did to America.
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Knuckles - 2008-12-08 I was thinking McCarthy too. And Franklin, Frederick Douglas, Elanor Roosevelt, and Mark Twain too. Oh! And maybe Sitting Bull or Crazy Horse.
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RomancingTrain - 2008-12-08 I think we need all the big perennial losers: Debbs, Clay, Calhoun, Stevenson, and LaRouche. Also Jefferson Davis and Aaron Burr.
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Hooper_X - 2008-12-08
Also - this is the closest a "fight club" licensed video game is going to come to the kind of retarded pseudoanarchy the entire fight club lifestyle brand hoped to promise the disaffected teens of america.
(abe was a better character in fallout 3)
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frau_eva - 2008-12-08
Abraham Lincoln: He'll emancipate your teeth.
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