They are born to die.

BORN. TO DIE.

Omg peta has totally misconstrued the nature of the association between Mario and Yoshi.

Also, it appears that BigAl has a rant about this game.

This was supposed to make Mario look like an asshole? I feel sorry for him.
Yoshi got brainwashed by a cult and Peach got jealous over him trying to do some good. Saying he is the only one around that could rescue the princess was stating a fact, those chickens only showed up to satisfy their own selfish interest.

Nintendo is not the kind of company that lets this shit go down. However, this game is friggin' hilarious. I've got the wallpaper on my desktop right now:

http://www.peta.org/cooking-mama/index.asp

People with no sense of humor trying to write jokes is so sad.

PETA is full of hypocrites, IIRC Pamela Anderson once auctioned a Dodge Viper with a very leather interior to benefit PETA.

Will you be able to tell when the chickens catch hepatitis?

Game link: http://www.kentuckyfriedcruelty.com/superchicksisters/index.asp

I RECOMMEND IT TO EVERYONE. Seriously, it's full of wonderful quotes.