"Heroin is the new cocaine! It also inspires the best music. You should totally go out right now and buy the new Nirvana boxed set. It's totally jerkin'!"
Nick Cave, Lou Reed, Rozz Williams, Layne Staley, Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison. That's just off the top of my head.
Also, imagining that me and Rachael Leigh Cook would smash up my kitchen and then go fuck and snort heroine off of Nirvana cd cases got me through my teen years.
Just one, now that you've destroyed my kitchen, what are we gonna do to ah, make things right, eh? I say we go back the bed room and- Oh, you're Rachel Leigh Cook? You'll just write me a check? ... Ok, then.