/picard facepalm

MAN YOU'D BETTER GET ANOTHER CAREER!

I think the comedy of this is that his jokes all revolve around completely made-up situations.

Let's all do the TURN AROUND!

Imagine if this guy was your dad.

Just imagine that.

I wonder why he's got bad luck with women. Poor guy. :(

.......so, the joke was that he thought he was going to be raped by the police officer?

You guys don't understand, he's got all the local squirrels in STITCHES

This guy is so painfully not funny that I feel like I'm being stabbed right in the laughter glands. But I can't stop watching him. Why is that?

He's sober but tells stories like he's drunk

lol internet what did you do?

I am pretty sure this guy just does this. It's not a routine or an act, he just always does this.

I like the part where he confuses John Denver with Sonny Bono.

I hope he realizes that this talent will NOT get him laid

There are two kinds of funny people in this world:

1) The kinds of people who are genuinely funny and know how to craft a stand-up act that everyone can have a good time with.

2) The kinds of people with a quick wit who can joke successfully with anyone they meet in real life situations.

This man is neither.

Screen plays, books, poet, song writer. What have you actually published to the point that is was sold and someone produced it? Anyone can call themselves the above, but unless you have actually sold/produced something, than you have accomplished nothing!