Get a towel?

Oh, chill, guys. She's probably just afraid of his creepy smirk in the debates. It scared me, too.

Man, she knows the score.

While his daughter is in tears, he's thinking "Oh man the internet is going to love this!"

I know people who did this to their kids with Obama...though unintentionally, and only through their kids miming their own hysteria.

+ 1 because of the inevitable O'Reilly meltdown.

This little girl is pretty much insured a cabinet position in Malia Obama's administration, 2038.

He dad is kind of a dick.

Wow, the bogeymen of the 21st century.

"If you don't eat your carrots, sweetie, Cheney will appear in the bushes outside your window."

She posts here, doesn't she?

She looks like Patton Oswalt.

Loving your daughter is for pussies.