I wish they did commercials like this these days, instead of those phony balony "our product is clearly the bestest, because it's pink instead of red" -rants.
If I saw this commercial when I was a kid I would probably ask the parents to buy it. Instead I begged my dad to get me "Trump: The Game" when I was nine. He refused, but told my grandfather, a Republican, and he mailed it to me from his retirement home in Miami. I was overjoyed. He wrote a three page letter detailing the biography of Trump's rise to power. It is the only thing my grandfather ever gave to me... I never played it.
1 star for how clearly ashamed he is to have had to stoop to this for cash
Another three for his flailing, half assed attempts at selling the game. "Well you know it has like a bus and oh look the engine fell out and uh rotten animals!"
The final star is for the way he shoves the rotten frog right into that little boy's eye.