There's nothing wrong with a little extra weight, but when there's six inches of skin between the end of your shirt and your waistband, and you can see the flab spilling over in love handles made for Andre The Giant's tremendous hands...
Much like McCain managed to parley his imprisonment into a successful political career, maybe she can do the same for backyard wrestling. A cape would add a bit of flair.
A is for Ashley, who loves making posters.
S is for the Scarlet letter she wore.
H is for wHore and the attention she needs.
L is for laughing.
E is for everybody.
Y is for YouTube and why "E" and "L" need no explanation.
Hey, props to her for figuring out how to use that tape dispenser. I tried using one of those to wrap christmas presents one year, and I couldn't get a single piece to come out. Every time it was three or four layers of the stuff coming out at once.