captain scowly face

worse than 4? really?

LOOK WHO'S HERE, KIDS
(it is a rapemonster)

Stick around after the credits this time. It's not crosspromotional horseshit this time.

Good stuff, as usual.

lol @ lost one of the three symbols needed to open my front door

More line-dancing in movies? Sounds like a great idea to me!

Thought you could slip a sewer level by us and no one would notice, didn't you lads?

This was a four until the very end

"Imagine a parallel universe where every game and movie, regardless of genre, was required to incorporate at least one line dancing competition."

Y'mean like Bollywood?

I was trying to avoid all info about this game cause I wanted to judge the game for myself, but seriously? A wacky black sidekick? An unecessary female counterpart? Fuck this game.

Ok, POE needs a 10 star rating system.

Man what happened? Why did this suddenly become five starrable again?

I do have another question. How can you actually find Japanese horror games scary? Fatal Frame was so unscary that it actually made me less scared of several other things. I'm no longer arachnophobic for instance.

Yahtzee really needs to make with the Cutscene Theatre bits more often...not TOO often though or those dorks at the Escapist will find some way to fuck it up.

Was that Lord British at 1:40?

Soooo does he edit out the moments where he takes a breath? He breathes right? Otherwise holy shit.

He should also mention that screwing up an attack will fucking KILL you. Mistiming means the monsters dodge and get a super combo counter-attack.

And I mean Akuma style cheap shots that drain your health bar.