KnowFuture - 2008-09-17 And he still has a fucked-up name, too.
sparklefatty - 2009-02-05 He can play this all day SOMEPLACE THE FUCK ELSE
MongoMcMichael - 2009-09-28 Manager: "Okay, Yngwie, we've got this lovely ballad that--"
Yngwie: "I'M GONNA PLAY FAST NOW!"
Manager: "No, no. Bad Yngwie. Just try something with a slower tempo--"
Yngwie: "OKAY FAST NOW!"
Manager (after a pause): "Goddamn it, Yngwie."